John, should you really decline to fuck the bookless? John Waters: That’s not really true if they’re cute enough. If you hate that movie, I hate you, and I could never be your friend or your boyfriend. right before we made Pink Flamingos, and it’s about Elizabeth Taylor, retired, writing her memoirs, which is what Pink Flamingos was too, in a way. The ones who treat the entire planet and everyone in it like their own personal stomping ground. I mean, how does anyone survive in this world being a jerk like that? As for me, I’ve had a lot of jerks come and go in my life, and as I sat down to write this post, I tried to think of the biggest jerks of all of them. Then, instead of whining about what jerks they are, I decided to figure out what I’ve learned from them instead and how I’ve learned to handle them. Oh, and for obvious reasons, I’m not going to name names or genders (women can be jerks, too, right? Some jerks will have it out for you, and verbally attack you, and belittle you, and just be mean to you for absolutely no good reason.Bonus Trick: Next time this person is a jerk to you, do a little more than simply stay silent. But oftentimes, it seems that a large portion of the guys on this planet are simply jerks.If you are a woman who has ever encountered one of these aforementioned jerks, then browse through our list of 20 “Why are guys such jerks” quotes and rest assured that it’s not you: it’s them.For example, have you ever heard the saying “when life gives you lemons, make lemonade?
These are the jerks that tend to have their own little posses; their goons, if you will.
Regardless, there are plenty of reasons to mourn, hate, or long for your last relationship, and there’s a quote to fill every niche.
[Read: 8 post-breakup questions you should be asking yourself] “You were a douchebag,” “I hate you,” and “Go fall into a ditch!
You’ve always tried to steer clear of them, and you’ll always be baffled as to why they are so mean to you and not as much so to others.
You’ve never done anything to these jerks (that you know of).